Q: Why didn’t the skeleton come to the party?
A: Because it didn’t have any ‘body’ to dance with!
Sent in by Catstein Junior
From V (who has collected some jokes from crackers over Christmas):
What is an underground train full of professors called?
A tube of smarties.
What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing it just waved.
From Dark Spyro
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a centipede? Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army.
Why was the mummy glow worm unhappy? Answer: Because her children weren`t very bright.