Some jokes.....

Q:  Why didn’t the skeleton come to the party?
A:  Because it didn’t have any ‘body’ to dance with!

Sent in by Catstein Junior

From V (who has collected some jokes from crackers over Christmas):

What is an underground train full of professors called?
A tube of smarties.

What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing it just waved.

From Dark Spyro

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a centipede?  Answer: Enough drumsticks to feed an army.

Why was the mummy glow worm unhappy?  Answer: Because her children weren`t very bright.

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